BRB Winky Frown

This is a chronicle of horrible (and hopefully some good? we’ll see?) things that happen to me as I travel. If you’re interested in travel, snarky comments, and winky frowns, then you have come to the right place!

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Me: excuse me. Is there somewhere nearby where I can get a roll of quarters.
Information desk attendant: right here!
Me: oh really? Great!
Attendant: *opens a drawer* now when you say roll what you mean?
Me: umm $10?
Attendant: oh...
Me: well can you give me at least $3 worth?
Attendant: I think so.

Posted May 6, 2013 at 9:40 pm 2 notes

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"A gentleman is never rude except on purpose - I can honestly be nasty sober, believe you me."

Christopher Hitchens

Posted April 29, 2013 at 11:12 pm 1 notes

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Hey, guys! Remember when I used to post on here? I’m going to try to start again, and I thought I’d kick off this round with a super weird music video that I’ve been watching. And when I say I’ve “been watching” it, I mean basically on repeat for the last… week. About. So that’s the kind of crazy person I am. Nice to see you again!

BRB ;(

Posted April 29, 2013 at 10:47 pm

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When I Make A Line Change During Rehearsal

Reblogged from whatshouldwecallplaywrights

whatshouldwecallplaywrights:

The actors:

The director:

The stage manager:

http://lackingcredentials.tumblr.com/

Posted January 25, 2013 at 4:02 am 63 notes

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Reblogged from meganamram

meganamram:

Dannon Birth Control on the Bottom

Posted January 25, 2013 at 3:38 am 459 notes

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Reblogged from surisburnbook

surisburnbook:

Ice-T and Coco (real names: Tracy and Nicole) are hoping to have a baby. She told In Touch that she wants to have a little girl, so she can “teach her to walk in heels and do her hair.”

“I want a little doll of my own!” she said, which sounds like as good a reason as any for them to have children.

Oh, and she wants to name her future daughter Chanel. Isn’t there some kind of law protecting honored brands from this kind of reputation destruction? I mean, this would basically be corporate slander, right?

Posted January 25, 2013 at 3:35 am 124 notes

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Hey, guys. I got you this.

BRB ;(

Posted January 25, 2013 at 3:30 am

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Love this song. Please listen.

BRB ;(

Posted September 4, 2012 at 12:53 am

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Katastrophe: Community Theater

Reblogged from mybodyisazombieforu

mybodyisazombieforu:

So as my internship at BTG comes to a close, my last week has been spent working on the community show Oliver! in Pittsfield. I admit, I’ve been dragging my feet a bit when it comes to this show. Managing a cast of 200 is insane. I’d been hearing horror stories from my fellow sminterns who had…

Posted August 31, 2012 at 11:39 pm 7 notes

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Dinner

While eating dinner at a picnic table we found an inch worm crawling across our table. The inch worm seemed to desperately want to get from one plank to the next. After a long struggle it succeeded and we were all happy for it. After going back to our conversation for a couple minutes we noticed a large ant run over the side of the table climb on top of the inch worm bite it all over and carry off the body.

Let this be a lesson to you: don’t go chasin waterfalls.

BRB ;(

Posted August 31, 2012 at 6:14 pm 3 notes